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  <title>Musings and Meanderings</title>
  <subtitle>FYI</subtitle>
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  <updated>2009-04-28T18:43:38Z</updated>
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    <title>Just some scottish fiddling fun for y'all. Enjoy the weather!</title>
    <published>2009-04-28T18:43:38Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-28T18:43:38Z</updated>
    <category term="scotland"/>
    <category term="fiddle"/>
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    <category term="reel"/>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:25888</id>
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    <title>I'll let this one speak for itself.</title>
    <published>2009-03-18T14:47:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-18T14:47:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.brightlywound.com/comic/111.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:25794</id>
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    <title>Happy Celtic Pride Day!</title>
    <published>2009-03-17T13:09:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-17T13:11:26Z</updated>
    <category term="st. patrick&amp;apos;s day celt celtic myth"/>
    <content type="html">A little too close to truth. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/00005w6q/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/00005w6q/s320x240" width="197" height="240" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(For those that don't know, Mythtickle is a syndicated comic about the various beings of mythology as kids)</content>
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    <title>OOPS!</title>
    <published>2009-02-15T21:58:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-15T21:58:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Apparently I've been forgetting to post URL's when i reference stuff. So what is fun and exciting for me, is probably just confusing for y'all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the stroller I was talking about: &lt;a href="http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2007/06/atatstroller.html"&gt;http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2007/06/atatstroller.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>I need to find this stroller!</title>
    <published>2009-02-13T14:35:09Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-13T14:35:09Z</updated>
    <lj:music>What you own - Rent</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/stumble.php?token=49957fd851d886.09431020&amp;amp;url=http%253A//www.thingamababy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/20/atatstroller.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:24993</id>
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    <title>Man, how i do love thinkgeek.com</title>
    <published>2009-02-09T13:32:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-09T13:32:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/b625?cpg=cj"&gt;http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/b625?cpg=cj&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:24716</id>
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    <title>Tech support</title>
    <published>2009-01-19T19:03:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-20T16:21:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This is a must watch for IT people.. or people who terrorize IT people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Warning: heavy use of the F-bomb at times.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="13" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:24363</id>
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    <title>Writer's Block: So Long, Farewell</title>
    <published>2009-01-19T16:42:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-19T16:42:47Z</updated>
    <category term="george bush"/>
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&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's the last day in office for George Bush. There's been a lot of talk in the media lately about Bush's legacy. What do you think he will be most remembered for?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style='font-size: 0.8em;'&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=750'" /&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=750"&gt;View 500 Answers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- end .appwidget-qotd --&gt;
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    <title>Some music fun on the interwebs</title>
    <published>2009-01-07T21:14:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-07T21:14:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ok, i have found some internet awesomeness &lt;a href="http://www.justhearit.com/"&gt;http://www.justhearit.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Search the web for any song. It hasn't failed me yet.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:24058</id>
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    <title>Some holiday fun!</title>
    <published>2008-12-22T16:37:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-22T16:37:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, this is a group called "Straight No Chaser." They had a viral video out a year or two ago that was a recording of just 10 U of Indiana students singing A Capella. Well, this is Christmas in Washington from this year and apparently they now have a CD out. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="12" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:23798</id>
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    <title>Just for fun</title>
    <published>2008-12-18T17:58:02Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-18T17:58:02Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:23418</id>
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    <title>IMPORTANT! CHANGE IN PLANS</title>
    <published>2008-12-12T21:02:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-12T21:02:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Due to the stone age conditions of Clifton Park (the power is out all over and the phones are down), the bowling has been canceled. Sorry. Call my cell if you want to know what's next. Message me directly over LJ (not reply) if you don't have the number. Leave your number or email.</content>
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    <title>Birthday bowling</title>
    <published>2008-12-12T20:04:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-12T20:04:03Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">I know this is last minute, but for anyone who reads this LJ, 7pm, the clifton park bowling alley on route 9, I will be bowling my birthday away up there for a few hours. Come on over and join in!</content>
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    <title>Prop 8... the musical!!!</title>
    <published>2008-12-03T19:56:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-03T19:56:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It's fabulous!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones"&gt;http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>alansire @ 2008-12-03T14:55:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-03T19:55:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-03T19:55:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Anyone else find it disturbing that the new Star Trek trailer footage fits a little too well to this particular piece of music? (Yes, I know it's edited, but the Romulans are attacking, the Enterprise is adrift... and prom is next week!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="10" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>May this never happen for real</title>
    <published>2008-11-06T14:03:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-06T14:03:09Z</updated>
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    <title>Damn funny!</title>
    <published>2008-11-03T18:53:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-03T18:55:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">For those who read them:&lt;a href="http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/10/20/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits/"&gt; photoshopped fantasy book covers&lt;/a&gt;. Here is&lt;a href="http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/10/21/mgk-versus-his-adolescent-reading-habits-part-two/"&gt; part two.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Very cool</title>
    <published>2008-10-29T17:13:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-29T17:13:24Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:21573</id>
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    <title>ARRRRRR, Matey! It be talk like a pirate day, and here is your funny!</title>
    <published>2008-09-19T12:29:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-19T12:29:32Z</updated>
    <category term="talk like a pirate day"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.crispygamer.com/_img/comics/backward/Backward-2008-09-19_Publish.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Beat diabetes with a sugary death!</title>
    <published>2008-09-09T15:18:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-09T15:18:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-wendys-fail.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:21129</id>
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    <title>Ok, this was just too funny.</title>
    <published>2008-08-28T17:10:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-28T17:10:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">With the fist bump, no less!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/00004bz5/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/00004bz5/s320x240" width="320" height="222" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>huh.. not far off.</title>
    <published>2008-08-13T18:43:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-13T18:45:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h3&gt;NFDS - The Guide&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nature, Foreground, Detail, and Shape&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align:center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/16419284466768966397.jpeg" width="500" height="375" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt;You perceive the world with particular attention to nature.  You focus on what's in front of you (the foreground) and how that is affected by the details of life.  You are also particularly drawn towards the shapes around you.  Because of the value you place on nature, you tend to find comfort in more subdued settings and find energy in solitude.  You like to deal directly with whatever comes your way without dealing with speculating possibilities or outcomes you can't control.  You are highly focused on specific goals or tasks and find meaning in life by pursuing those goals.  You prefer a structured environment within which to live and you like things to be predictable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom:0in;"&gt;The Perception Personality Types:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/16715388163861827773.gif___1_500_1_2000_7fa54554_.jpg" alt="16715388163861827773.gif___1_500_1_2000_7fa54554_.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-perception-personality-image-test"&gt;Take The Perception Personality Image Test&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"&gt;&lt;b style="color:#131313"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ac000c"&gt;H&lt;/span&gt;ello&lt;span style="color:#ac000c"&gt;Q&lt;/span&gt;uizzy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:20502</id>
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    <title>Fresh from the mind of Joss Weedon</title>
    <published>2008-07-16T12:42:30Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-16T12:42:30Z</updated>
    <category term="dr horrible joss weedon neil patrick har"/>
    <lj:music>My Freezeray</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;For those who haven't seen it on other blogs:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.drhorrible.com/act_I.html"&gt;http://www.drhorrible.com/act_I.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:alansire:20447</id>
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    <title>Just where do those crazy wedding traditions come from?</title>
    <published>2008-06-27T15:42:57Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-27T15:42:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;br /&gt;Some fun&amp;nbsp;stuff to keep in mind this wedding season (and why don't best men have swords anymore, anyway?!?!)&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Stolen from CNN.com"&gt;&lt;h1 _extended="true"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Bizarre origins of wedding traditions&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;ul _extended="true"&gt;&lt;li class="cnnHiliteHeader" _extended="true"&gt;Story Highlights &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li _extended="true"&gt;Some wedding traditions spring from bizarre origins long past&lt;br _extended="true" /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li _extended="true"&gt;Best man was chosen for having combat skills if bride was to be kidnapped&lt;br _extended="true" /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li _extended="true"&gt;Brides were veiled so grooms in arranged marriage couldn't see them before vows&lt;br _extended="true" /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li class="cnnNextStory" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;a _extended="true" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/06/27/aa.car.dealers/index.html?iref=nextin"&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;Next Article in Living »&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="clear" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;&lt;img height="1" alt="" width="1" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/1x1pixel.gif" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="cnnWCBoxFooter" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;&lt;img height="4" alt="" width="4" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/mosaic/base_skins/baseplate/corner_dg_BL.gif" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div class="cnnWCBox" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div class="cnnWCBoxHeader" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;&lt;img height="4" alt="" width="4" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/mosaic/base_skins/baseplate/corner_dg_TL.gif" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="cnnWCBoxContent" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div class="cnnMosaicContentCol" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div class="cnnContentContainer" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;By Jenn Thompson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;img height="13" alt="" width="38" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/story_tools/text_size.gif" /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;img class="cnnDecreaseFont" title="Decrease font" height="13" alt="Decrease font" width="13" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/story_tools/txt_minus.gif" /&gt; &lt;img class="cnnIncreaseFont" title="Decrease font" height="13" alt="Decrease font" width="13" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/story_tools/txt_minus_dn_.gif" /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;img class="cnnIncreaseFont" title="Enlarge font" height="13" alt="Enlarge font" width="13" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/story_tools/txt_plus.gif" /&gt; &lt;img class="cnnDecreaseFont" title="Enlarge font" height="13" alt="Enlarge font" width="13" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/story_tools/txt_plus_dn.gif" /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="cnnPartnerBanner" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div _extended="true"&gt;&lt;a target="new" _extended="true" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/"&gt;&lt;img alt="Mental Floss" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/.element/ssi/story/2.0/banner/mental.floss.inc/partner.banner.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;(&lt;a target="new" _extended="true" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/?cnn=yes"&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;Mental Floss&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt; -- If the throngs of crazed customers clutching registry printouts at the Crate and Barrel are any indication, wedding season is once again upon us.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="cnnStoryPhotoBox" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;div class="cnnImgChngr" _extended="true"&gt;&lt;img height="219" alt="Bizarre origins of wedding traditions" width="292" border="0" _extended="true" src="http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/06/27/wedding.traditions/art.tradition.weddings.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Before you head off to the next joyous union on your jam-packed calendar, why not take a moment to reflect on rich history of marriage celebrations and revel in the realization that weddings are, at their core, incredibly bizarre.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;The white wedding dress&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Technically, today's wedding gowns aren't white. They are "Candlelight," "Warm Ivory," "Ecru" or "Frost." But there was a time when a bride's wedding attire was simply the best thing in her closet (talk about "off the rack"), and could be any color, even black. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;To convince her groom that she came from a wealthy family, brides would also pile on layers of fur, silk and velvet, as apparently grooms didn't care if his wife-to-be reeked of sweaty B.O. as long as she was loaded.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;It was dear ol' Queen Victoria (whose reign lasted from 1837-1901) who made white fashionable. She wore a pale gown trimmed in orange blossoms for her 1840 wedding to her first cousin, Prince Albert.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Hordes of royal-crazed plebeians immediately began to copy her, which is an astonishing feat considering that "People Magazine" wasn't around to publish the Super Exclusive Wedding Photos, or instruct readers on how to Steal Vicki's Hot Wedding Style. &lt;a target="new" _extended="true" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=364&amp;amp;p=1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;Mental Floss: Celebrity wedding quiz&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;Giving away the bride&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Remember that Women's Studies class you considered taking in college? Allow us to summarize what you would have learned: All of our society's gender issues stem from the fact that fathers once used their daughters as currency to a) pay off a debt to a wealthier land owner, b) symbolize a sacrificial, monetary peace offering to an opposing tribe or c) buy their way into a higher social strata.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;So next time you tear up watching a beaming father walk his little girl down the aisle, remember that it's just a tiny, barbaric little hold over from the days when daughters were nothing but dollar signs to daddy dearest.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;And that veil she's wearing? Yeah, that was so the groom wouldn't know if he was stuck with an uggo until it was time to kiss the bride and too late to back out on the transaction. (There is also some superstitious B.S. about warding off evil spirits, but we think you'll agree that hiding a busted grill from the husband-to-be is a more practical purpose.) &lt;a target="new" _extended="true" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/16008"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;Mental Floss: Weird wedding laws still on the books&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The wedding party&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Talk about your runaway brides -- the original duty of a "Best Man" was to serve as armed backup for the groom in case he had to resort to kidnapping his intended bride away from disapproving parents. The "best" part of that title refers to his skill with a sword, should the need arise. (You wouldn't want to take the "just okay" member of your weapon-wielding posse with you to steal yourself a wife, would you?)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;The best man stands guard next to the groom right up through the exchange of vows (and later, outside the newlyweds' bedroom door), just in case anyone should attack or if a non-acquiescent bride should try to make a run for it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;It's said that feisty groups like the Huns, Goths and Visigoths took so many brides by force that they kept a cache of weapons stored beneath the floorboards of churches for convenience. Modern-day best men are more likely to store an emergency six-pack at the ceremony for convenience, but the title remains an apt one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Ladies -- believe it or not -- the concept of the bridesmaid's gown was not invented to inflict painful dowdiness upon the bride's friends and female relatives thus making the bride look hotter by comparison. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Historically, that dress you'll never wear again was actually selected with the purpose of tricking the eye of evil spirits and jealous ex-lovers (spicy!). Brides' faithful attendants were instructed to wear a dress similar to that of the bride so that during their group stroll to the church it would be hard for any ill-willed spirits or former boy-toys to spot the bride and curse/kidnap/throw rocks at her. (Ditto for the boys in matching penguin suits, saving the groom from a similar fate.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;Garter and bouquet toss&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;This pair of rituals has long been the scourge of the modern wedding guest. What could possibly be more humiliating than being forced out to the center of a parquet dance floor and being expected to demonstrate your desperation by diving for flying flowers? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;How about grasping in the air for a lacy piece of undergarment that until moments ago resided uncomfortably close to the crotch of your buddy's wife? At any other point in time, that would make you seem wildly creepy. So why is it acceptable at a wedding?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;It used to be that after the bride and groom said, "I do," they were to go immediately into a nearby room and consummate the marriage. Obviously, to really make it official, there would need to be witnesses, which basically led to hordes of wedding guests crowding around the bed, pushing and shoving to get a good view and hopefully to get their hands on a lucky piece of the bride's dress as it was ripped from her body. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Sometimes the greedy guests helped get the process going by grabbing at the bride's dress as she walked by, hoping for a few threads of good fortune. In time, it seems, people realized that this was all a bit, well... creepy, and it was decided that for modesty's sake the bride could toss her bouquet as a diversion as she made her getaway and the groom could simply remove an item of the bride's undergarments and then toss it back outside to the waiting throngs to prove that he was about to, uh, seal the deal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;b _extended="true"&gt;Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue (and a sixpence in my shoe?)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;A common theme that you've no doubt noticed throughout this post: humans used to be a superstitious bunch. This rhyming phrase neatly lists a number of English customs dating back to the Victorian age which, when worn in combination, should bring the bride oodles of fabulous good luck. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;The something old was meant to tie the bride to her family and her past, while the something new represented her new life as the property of a new family. The item borrowed was supposed to be taken from someone who was already a successfully married wife, so as to pass on a bit of her good fortune to the new bride. The color blue stood for all sorts of super fun things like faithfulness, loyalty, and purity. The sixpence, of course, was meant to bring the bride and her new groom actual, cold, hard fortune. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Just in case that wasn't enough, brides of yore also carried bunches of herbs (which most brides now replace with expensive, out-of-season peonies) to ward off evil spirits. &lt;a target="new" _extended="true" href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/10881"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#004276"&gt;Mental Floss: More bizarre customs&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Saving the wedding cake&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p _extended="true"&gt;Why do couples eat freezer-burned wedding cake on their one-year anniversary? To answer this, we must look to the lyrics of a schoolyard classic: First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage! It used to be assumed that when there was a wedding, a christening would follow shortly. So, rather than bake two cakes for the occasions, they'd just bake one big one and save a part of it to be eaten at a later date when the squealing bundle of joy arrived. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="cnnInline" _extended="true"&gt;Eventually folks warmed to the idea of giving the poor kid his own, newly baked cake, but the custom of saving a portion of the wedding cake far longer than it should be saved and then eating it and deluding oneself to believe that it actually tastes good is one that persists to this day. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Amusing things for the gamers that read this blog</title>
    <published>2008-05-21T19:27:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-21T19:29:05Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">So, I'm browsing around slashdot.org when I find an article about how Jack Thompson is being found guilty in a misconduct case (I know, horray, right?) However, this is not why I post... I believe many of you will find the following as amusing as I did. Remember, this is from the slashdot forums.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/000030ff/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics.livejournal.com/alansire/pic/000030ff/s320x240" width="320" height="178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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